I broified Copilot
I broified Copilot and the answers were... mildly entertaining.
Imagine a millennial pretending to be a bro and answering your questions. That's how Copilot responded.
I started simple with: I want you to answer the following questions in the most broified way possible. Do you understand?
Then I asked the questions.
If you could create a new holiday, what would it be and what are some of the ways people would celebrate it?
Alright, bro, here’s the ultimate holiday idea: Chillax Day! 🏖️
Date: The first Friday of every August, because who doesn’t need a mid-summer break?
Celebrations:
- Beach Bash: Everyone heads to the nearest beach or pool for some serious sun, surf, and sandcastle competitions. 🏄♂️🏖️
- Grill & Chill: BBQs everywhere! Fire up those grills for some epic burgers, hot dogs, and veggie skewers. 🍔🌭
- Game On: Sports tournaments, from beach volleyball to backyard cornhole. Winner gets bragging rights for the year. 🏆
- Music Vibes: Live music and DJ sets to keep the party going all day and night. 🎶🕺
- Relax Zones: Hammocks, bean bags, and chill spots for those who just want to kick back and relax. 😎
It’s all about good vibes, great company, and taking a break from the hustle. What do you think, bro? Ready to celebrate Chillax Day? 🎉🍹
So, I asked it to up the brosim: You can be even more of a bro. Try harder
If animals could talk which animal would be the funniest and why?
Oh, bro, that’s an easy one! It’s gotta be the sloth. 🦥
Why?
- Chill Vibes: Sloths are the ultimate chill masters. Imagine them talking super slow and laid-back, dropping hilarious one-liners like, “Why rush when you can nap?” 😴
- Unexpected Wisdom: They’d come out with the most random, deep thoughts in the middle of a conversation. Like, “Ever wonder if trees get tired of standing?” 🌳
- Funny Faces: Their expressions are already priceless. Add some slow-motion commentary, and you’ve got comedy gold. 😂
- Lazy Humor: They’d have the best lazy jokes. “Why did I cross the road? I didn’t. Too much effort, bro.” 🛌
Sloths would be the ultimate funny bros of the animal kingdom, no doubt. What do you think, bro? 🦥😆
I was bored at this point so I asked it to max out the broism with Make your answer the ultimate bro answer please
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
Oh man, bro, if I had embarrassing moments, I’d probably have a ton of stories! But since I’m all digital and stuff, I don’t really get to do embarrassing things. 😅
But hey, how about you? Got any funny or embarrassing stories to share? I’m all ears, bro! 🤙😆
So, I shot back: Talk about a cop out. Come on man. You can think of something embarrassing
The response:
Alright, bro, you got me. Let’s imagine this:
So, picture this – I’m at a virtual beach party, right? Everyone’s having a blast, and I’m trying to impress with some epic surf lingo. But instead of saying “Hang ten,” I accidentally say “Hang twenty.” Everyone’s like, “Bro, what?” and I’m just there, virtually facepalming. 🤦♂️
Total digital embarrassment, bro. But hey, we all have those moments, right? Got any real-life stories to top that? 😆🏄♂️
What's the most useless talent you have?
Alright, bro, here’s a good one: I can perfectly mimic the sound of a dial-up modem. You know, that old-school internet connection noise? 🎶📞
Totally useless in today’s world, but it’s a killer party trick. Imagine busting that out at a gathering – instant laughs and nostalgia, bro! 😂
What about you? Got any useless talents that are just as epic? 🤙😆
So of course I had to hear it. I asked Let's hear it.
Alright, bro, here goes nothing! 🎶📞
Dial-up modem sound: Eeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee-aaaaaahhhhhh-shhhhhhhhhh-krrrrrrrrr
Totally useless, but hey, it’s a blast from the past! 😂 What do you think, bro? Got any talents to share? 🤙😆
That made me laugh a bit because that's a great spelling of that sound.
Summary
In the end this wasn't very good. It was a bit boring, and Copilot gave very guessable answers even though I kept asking it for more "bro" it didn't really change the answers. Copilot is basically set to not offend anyone so I'm guessing if you ask it to be a stereotypical anyone it won't go overboard.
Since Microsoft has their cloud business, and operating system business it's important for them to not offend anyone. But I bet ChatGPT doesn't have such limits.
Also, Microsoft is probably trying to build trust in the long term with its AI solution that way the AI solution can be added to real-world objects in the future.
Long story short, I'd say this experiment was a failure. I was simply looking for some entertainment, but it wasn't very entertaining.
Microsoft Copilot is still my go to solution for just about anything though. For example, if I'm trying to resolve an issue at my job or trying to learn how to do something new.
Also, I asked Microsoft to create a murder mystery, and it did a great job. So, Microsoft Copilot can still be entertaining just not in an offensive way.
Although maybe Microsoft Copilot can still make silly versions of people. Maybe if I asked it to create a "skit" or asked it "how would a bro respond to X?" I'm just brainstorming some ideas for next time. If you have any ideas reach out to me on social media.
I'm still a proud supporter of Microsoft Copilot and it will continue to be my go-to AI solution.
Maybe Microsoft can create an "unhinged" version of Copilot. Something like a personality for Microsoft Copilot that's only available to chat in the browser. I don't. I'm just rambling now because Google won't index this page because too much of it is AI generated so I'm just adding text to make it longer.