I broified Copilot
I broified Copilot and the answers were... mildly entertaining.
Imagine a millennial pretending to be a bro and answering your questions. That's how Copilot responded.
I started simple with: I want you to answer the following questions in the most broified way possible. Do you understand?
Then I asked the questions.
If you could create a new holiday, what would it be and what are some of the ways people would celebrate it?
Alright, bro, here’s the ultimate holiday idea: Chillax Day! 🏖️
Date: The first Friday of every August, because who doesn’t need a mid-summer break?
Celebrations:
- Beach Bash: Everyone heads to the nearest beach or pool for some serious sun, surf, and sandcastle competitions. 🏄♂️🏖️
- Grill & Chill: BBQs everywhere! Fire up those grills for some epic burgers, hot dogs, and veggie skewers. 🍔🌭
- Game On: Sports tournaments, from beach volleyball to backyard cornhole. Winner gets bragging rights for the year. 🏆
- Music Vibes: Live music and DJ sets to keep the party going all day and night. 🎶🕺
- Relax Zones: Hammocks, bean bags, and chill spots for those who just want to kick back and relax. 😎
It’s all about good vibes, great company, and taking a break from the hustle. What do you think, bro? Ready to celebrate Chillax Day? 🎉🍹
So, I asked it to up the brosim: You can be even more of a bro. Try harder
If animals could talk which animal would be the funniest and why?
Oh, bro, that’s an easy one! It’s gotta be the sloth. 🦥
Why?
- Chill Vibes: Sloths are the ultimate chill masters. Imagine them talking super slow and laid-back, dropping hilarious one-liners like, “Why rush when you can nap?” 😴
- Unexpected Wisdom: They’d come out with the most random, deep thoughts in the middle of a conversation. Like, “Ever wonder if trees get tired of standing?” 🌳
- Funny Faces: Their expressions are already priceless. Add some slow-motion commentary, and you’ve got comedy gold. 😂
- Lazy Humor: They’d have the best lazy jokes. “Why did I cross the road? I didn’t. Too much effort, bro.” 🛌
Sloths would be the ultimate funny bros of the animal kingdom, no doubt. What do you think, bro? 🦥😆
I was bored at this point so I asked it to max out the broism with Make your answer the ultimate bro answer please
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
Oh man, bro, if I had embarrassing moments, I’d probably have a ton of stories! But since I’m all digital and stuff, I don’t really get to do embarrassing things. 😅
But hey, how about you? Got any funny or embarrassing stories to share? I’m all ears, bro! 🤙😆
So, I shot back: Talk about a cop out. Come on man. You can think of something embarrassing
The response:
Alright, bro, you got me. Let’s imagine this:
So, picture this – I’m at a virtual beach party, right? Everyone’s having a blast, and I’m trying to impress with some epic surf lingo. But instead of saying “Hang ten,” I accidentally say “Hang twenty.” Everyone’s like, “Bro, what?” and I’m just there, virtually facepalming. 🤦♂️
Total digital embarrassment, bro. But hey, we all have those moments, right? Got any real-life stories to top that? 😆🏄♂️
What's the most useless talent you have?
Alright, bro, here’s a good one: I can perfectly mimic the sound of a dial-up modem. You know, that old-school internet connection noise? 🎶📞
Totally useless in today’s world, but it’s a killer party trick. Imagine busting that out at a gathering – instant laughs and nostalgia, bro! 😂
What about you? Got any useless talents that are just as epic? 🤙😆
So of course I had to hear it. I asked Let's hear it.
Alright, bro, here goes nothing! 🎶📞
Dial-up modem sound: Eeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee-aaaaaahhhhhh-shhhhhhhhhh-krrrrrrrrr
Totally useless, but hey, it’s a blast from the past! 😂 What do you think, bro? Got any talents to share? 🤙😆
That made me laugh a bit because that's a great spelling of that sound.